The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- The broadcast shows Manjack IV on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Manjack IV gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Manjack IV drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.