The Late Scratch Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.
- Manjack IV sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Manjack IV, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.