The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Manjack IV's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Manjack IV on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Manjack IV drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.