The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Manjack IV, Manjack IV, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.