The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Manjack IV's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.