The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Downs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.