The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Downs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.