The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Downs was due a breakout.
- Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.