The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Downs gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.