The Hamstring Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Downs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.