The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Downs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.