The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Downs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.