The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.