The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Downs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.