The Phantom Holding Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Downs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.