The Dropped Pass Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Downs was due a breakout.
- Downs gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.