The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Downs exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.