The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.