The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A mysterious flag erases Downs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Downs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.