The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.