The Hamstring Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Downs tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Downs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.