The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Downs's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Downs was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Downs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.