The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Downs scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.