The Phantom Holding Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.
- Downs scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.