The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Downs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.