The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.