The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- The QB looks at Downs exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.