The Hamstring Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Downs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.