The Shadow Coverage Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Downs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.