The Hamstring Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.