The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Downs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.