The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A mysterious flag erases Downs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Downs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Downs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.