The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Downs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Downs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Downs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.