The Phantom Holding Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Downs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Downs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.