The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Downs was due a breakout.
- Downs tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Downs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.