The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.