The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.