The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.