The Butter-Finger Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A mysterious flag erases Downs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Downs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.