The Shadow Coverage Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Downs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.