The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.
- The QB looks at Downs exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.