The Phantom Holding Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Downs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.