The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.