The Hamstring Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Downs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.