The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jacobs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jacobs, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.