The Mystery Tweak Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Jacobs, Jacobs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.