The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Jacobs is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jacobs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.