The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Jacobs, that's a flag." Jacobs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Jacobs, Jacobs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.