The Fumble Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Jacobs rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jacobs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.