The Garbage-Time Hex of Josh Jacobs
Josh Jacobs · GB · RB
“Jacobs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jacobs's week
- Jacobs is already "Out" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Jacobs, that's a flag." Jacobs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jacobs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Jacobs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Jacobs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Jacobs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.